1. geekfanhumor:

When you have your first existential crisis (paul3764 on Reddit)

    geekfanhumor:

    When you have your first existential crisis (paul3764 on Reddit)

  2. Getting rid of the horrible people in my life feels good. You have no respect, you get no friends.

  3. How does it feel to be utterly in love w someone?

    aliciaaadani:

    Feels like you’re choking but like you’re happy about it

  4. geekfanhumor:

When you’re at a friends house and he goes to sleep without giving you a blanket. (WhatAreHax on Reddit)

    geekfanhumor:

    When you’re at a friends house and he goes to sleep without giving you a blanket. (WhatAreHax on Reddit)

  5. Levels of Tumblr.

    helioscentrifuge:

    1 follower = Tumblr Newbie.

    10-40 followers = Tumblr Beginner.

    50-99 followers = Tumblr User

    100-349 followers = Blogger

    350-500 followers = Dedicated Blogger.

    501-799 followers =  Tumblr Expert.

    800- 4,999 followers = Tumblr Popular.

    5000+ followers =Tumblr famous. 

    These are the legit numbers.

  6. tennants-hair:

    lokean-nomad:

    nothingbecomingsomething:

    weightlesslives:
    Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
    This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

    And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

    That too

  7. nightthush:

    koujakus-boyfriend:

    sossidge:

    me 11:59 September 30th

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    me 12:00 October 1st

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    it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

    It’s not even SEPTEMBER
  8. soras-majestic-butt:

    do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

    image

  9. thedrunkenenigma:

    macsceneshawe:

    ADVENTURE TIME AINT NO DAMN JOKE, SON.

    At all

  10. mommatomycrabcakes:

    "LSD causes users to lose weight."

    That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.

  11. satan-is-not-natural:

    mrrgh:

    kawaii-i:

    by Morticia’s Shop

    if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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